Discounted $10 due a slightly wonky grommet. Just be ginger with it
The fit is very slimming but leaves room to remain comfortable throughout the day. You may even have a large meal and walk away in confidence. Unless it was chili. Then, you're on your own. This Zephyr sports an over-sized hood that is perfect for assassins, people with really big hair, wearing over a motorcycle helmet or just people who like giant hoods.
One Of A Kind. Will not duplicate! You will be the only person in this whole, wide, smelly world wearing a shirt like this. The only one. Just you. Yup. Awesome. Side note-if you encounter an actual bear....curl up in your hood. Just for fun, really. I mean you'll probably die either way, but it would make the news, probably.

Bust - 35 inches