Dark Herbal Zephyr Small
Discounted because the pockets are not symmetrical. Which COULD be a design element, but it is not this time. Stupid pockets were suppose to symmetrical.
The fit is very slimming but leaves room to remain comfortable throughout the day. You may even have a large meal and walk away in confidence. Unless it was chili. Then, you're on your own. This Zephyr sports an over-sized hood that is perfect for assassins, people with really big hair, wearing over a motorcycle helmet or just people who like giant hoods. And THIS Zephyr has TWO hoods! Thats right. Holy crap.
One Of A Kind. Will not duplicate! You will be the only person in this whole, wide, smelly world wearing a shirt like this. The only one. Just you. Yup. Awesome. Side note-if you encounter a bear....curl up in your hood. Just for fun, really. I mean you'll probably die either way, but it would make the news, probably.
Bust - 35 inches
Please Note: Items come from a wood burning home.